A man walks into a barbershop and says, do you cut pubic hair?
The Barber, a little taken back, says, "well, sure, why not?"
The man bares his teeth and says, "Great. Can you get this one?"
A nurse was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair
styled into a Mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was determined that the patient had acute
appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green,
and above it was a tattoo reading, "Keep off the grass."
After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing that read: "Sorry, had to mow the
Howard Dean's wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the election is over she will
shave off all her pubic hair and sit on stage with husband Howard, and wearing no panties.
Astounded reporters asked what the message was, to which she replied "Read my lips. No more Bush!
Why is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to on side when you eat.
Why is pubic hair curly?
So you don't poke your eyes out!
Two ladies where bathing when one of them discovered that her friend didnt have pubic hair, She asked her ‘how come you don’t have pubic hair?’ softly the other girl replied ”Have you ever seen grass grow on busy roads?!